"NO STRINGS ATTACHED"

Adam: It's for you.

Natalie Portman: Congrats? For what? Having sex with you?

Adam: Yeah, you did a really good job so I thought you deserved a balloon.

 Adam: My dad's dating my ex-girlfriend.
 Emma: You told me about it last night.
 Adam: Like in a charming way?
 
Emma: You were naked and crying.

Emma: "You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions" 


Adam: "What?"


 Emma: "You make my heart skip a beat"

Adam cleverly offers Emma carrots instead of roses not to ruin their strictly sexual relationship.

"DO NOT CALL HER"is calling.